WTF Does That Sign Mean?

Sale Price: $35.00 Original Price: $50.00

✦ WTF Was That Sign? 

You keep seeing the same sign over and over.

You’ve googled it, asked your friends or chat gpt, checked TikTok — but you still feel like you’re missing something.

That’s where I come in.

I help decode the symbolism, spiritual context, and energy behind the sign that’s been following you — using real knowledge, pattern recognition, and my intuitive lens. No tarot. No oracle. No guessing. 

What you get:

  • A detailed written breakdown sent via email

  • Interpretation of the sign based on symbolism, energy, and timing

  • Insight into what your team may be emphasizing

  • Suggestions for herbs, rituals, or actions (if applicable)

  • Aftercare tips if needed

What I need from you:

  • The sign or symbol (be specific — what it was, how it shows up)

  • Your emotional/mental state overall

  • What you were doing or thinking when the sign shows up

  • How the sign makes you feel

  • How often it’s been appearing

  • Anything and everything that is relevant for this sign. 

The more real you are, the more accurate I can be.

Notes:

  • One sign per session

  • Delivered via email within 1-5 business days

  • No refunds. No Exceptions.

  • By purchasing you agree to all shop policies. 

✦ WTF Was That Sign? 

You keep seeing the same sign over and over.

You’ve googled it, asked your friends or chat gpt, checked TikTok — but you still feel like you’re missing something.

That’s where I come in.

I help decode the symbolism, spiritual context, and energy behind the sign that’s been following you — using real knowledge, pattern recognition, and my intuitive lens. No tarot. No oracle. No guessing. 

What you get:

  • A detailed written breakdown sent via email

  • Interpretation of the sign based on symbolism, energy, and timing

  • Insight into what your team may be emphasizing

  • Suggestions for herbs, rituals, or actions (if applicable)

  • Aftercare tips if needed

What I need from you:

  • The sign or symbol (be specific — what it was, how it shows up)

  • Your emotional/mental state overall

  • What you were doing or thinking when the sign shows up

  • How the sign makes you feel

  • How often it’s been appearing

  • Anything and everything that is relevant for this sign. 

The more real you are, the more accurate I can be.

Notes:

  • One sign per session

  • Delivered via email within 1-5 business days

  • No refunds. No Exceptions.

  • By purchasing you agree to all shop policies.