Chooch Off

$20.00

CHOOCH OFF

Protection • Boundaries • Warding

You get about 2 oz of blend per bag which is enough to keep on hand for multiple workings rather than burning through a tiny packet after a couple of spells.

What even is a chooch?

A chooch Italian-American slang for a particular kind of asshole. The loudmouth, the creeper, the pain in the ass, the person who doesn't know when to leave you alone. A chooch can be a weirdo, a busybody, a douchebag, or just somebody whose presence makes you say, oh, for fuck's sake, this guy again. 🤌🏻

Chooch Off is a metaphysical herb blend made to keep chooches and weirdos at bay. Work with it for protection, warding, stronger boundaries, and keeping unwanted people, attention, and energy out of your space. It's especially good for the kind of magical work where your primary objective is making somebody else's access to you significantly more difficult.

Use it around your home, workspace, personal belongings, energetic boundaries, or anywhere else you want a little extra magical keep the fuck out.

WORK WITH IT:

Protection spells • Warding • Home & workspace protection • Boundary work • Dress candles for protection • Protective spell jars • Petition work • Door & threshold magic • Personal energy protection • Keeping unwanted people at a distance • Clearing unwanted attention • Banishing unwanted energy • When a chooch needs to stay the fuck away

For spiritual & ritual use only. Not for consumption. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Use caution around heat and open flame.

Please note: This is a metaphysical herb blend intended for spiritual and ritual applications ONLY. Herbs are selected for their traditional magical associations and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition. Results may vary.

CHOOCH OFF

Protection • Boundaries • Warding

You get about 2 oz of blend per bag which is enough to keep on hand for multiple workings rather than burning through a tiny packet after a couple of spells.

What even is a chooch?

A chooch Italian-American slang for a particular kind of asshole. The loudmouth, the creeper, the pain in the ass, the person who doesn't know when to leave you alone. A chooch can be a weirdo, a busybody, a douchebag, or just somebody whose presence makes you say, oh, for fuck's sake, this guy again. 🤌🏻

Chooch Off is a metaphysical herb blend made to keep chooches and weirdos at bay. Work with it for protection, warding, stronger boundaries, and keeping unwanted people, attention, and energy out of your space. It's especially good for the kind of magical work where your primary objective is making somebody else's access to you significantly more difficult.

Use it around your home, workspace, personal belongings, energetic boundaries, or anywhere else you want a little extra magical keep the fuck out.

WORK WITH IT:

Protection spells • Warding • Home & workspace protection • Boundary work • Dress candles for protection • Protective spell jars • Petition work • Door & threshold magic • Personal energy protection • Keeping unwanted people at a distance • Clearing unwanted attention • Banishing unwanted energy • When a chooch needs to stay the fuck away

For spiritual & ritual use only. Not for consumption. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Use caution around heat and open flame.

Please note: This is a metaphysical herb blend intended for spiritual and ritual applications ONLY. Herbs are selected for their traditional magical associations and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition. Results may vary.